May 2013
bootycaller:
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
wild-lion:
are you a traffic sign because stop
danimansutti:
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
cumillionaire:
If my jokes offend you:
I’m sorry
It won’t happen again
1 & 2 are lies
You’re a pussy
bombliate:
started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
rabioheab:
if you say that you don’t like any shitty pop music at all then you’re a liar
peasantbutts:
if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
pityreblogs:
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
